Texas, boldly showing tea-bagging patriots the way forward, has run into yet another tricky liberal commie .. trick: Reality! Bill Nye made some Texans upset by claiming that the moon wasn't a "lesser light", but rather, a reflector (Hat Tip Jesus' Very Own General).
Well, if Illinois can declarify Pluto a planet, why not can has Texas legalize the Moon as a lesser light?!
Brilliant, you say?
I bet Texas Republicans would luv the chance to help Church and State snuggle just a lil bit closer.